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' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :) had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?

' The random ones will always draw more attention than the others...

Here are 4 online dating profiles examples to attract men as well as some don’ts to watch out for: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and that appears to be true.

Scientists at Barts, the London School of Medicine, and The University of North Texas suggest that looking at other people’s online dating profiles, finding what catches your eye, and then mirroring the good aspects in your own profile will bring you success.

)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...

I've seen a few funny ones, although I like to think that my current one is funny.

Headlines I've come across: So a baby seal walks into a club...

I moustache you a question You stink Looking for dove in a soapless place...

Instead of presenting a laundry list of who I was and what I wanted, I created a story about what my partner’s life would be like with me in it.If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke! Not only will a good dating profile attract men to you, but a good dating profile will also prompt men to message you first.

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